this is how i'd uninvite you
to friend 1: i invited you months ago. you went back in our hometown, you never even bothered to chat me. nor invite me somewhere. i tried reaching to you, i was always on read. now on my special day, you won't even give me a proper answer. i know work is busy. but some people would have the audacity to tell it to me straight.
to friend 2: your "i'll try" is a smack to the face knowing i invited you twice already. i don't even care anymore. i need to make room for people who actually want to be there to celebrate with me.
i'll send a message saying i needed to close the final counts, and i already have a list of people who confirmed they're coming. maybe we can meet and celebrate next time.
i'll even insert a fucking sarcastic smiley face letting them know i'm over it. i choose people who celebrate me.